Sunday 15 February 2009

Ronnie Biggs And The Great Train Robbery


I see that Ronnie Biggs, the most famous of The Great Train robbers, has been taken from Norwich prison to the cities Norwich University Hospital. His son Michael confirmed that his 79 year old father was thought to be suffering from pneumonia. He went on to say "Why is my father still in prison? He's costing the tax payer thousands. He's been in prison for 10 years now and he is no danger to society." Perhaps someone should remind son Michael that his sentence was 30 years, a good deal of which was spent living the high life in Paris, Australia and Brazil. Biggs had served only 15 months of his sentence in Wandsworth prison, before escaping and going on the run for the next 35 years. He has still only served 11 years and 3 months of his sentence.


The Great Train Robbery


On the 8th August 1963 perhaps the most daring and well organized crime ever committed in this country was carried out. The Glasgow to London mail train was intercepted in a quiet area of Buckinghamshire. It was boarded by fifteen men wearing ski masks and helmets who stole 120 bags of money containing £2.6m. In terms of today's values that may not seem a great amount, especially compared to some more modern day hauls, but in 1963 it represented a huge amount of money, equivalent to about £40m today. The scale and size of the robbery captured the imagination of the British people and a massive police operation was launched. The whole operation was masterminded by a known armed burglar by the name of Bruce Reynolds. It was Reynolds who was privy to inside information as to where, when and how the money would be transported. As the train travelled through Buckinghamshire it was halted at Sears Crossing by a red light. Unbeknown, to the driver the gang had concealed the green light with a glove and had used a six-volt battery to temporarily power the red light. The fireman on the locomotive tried to ring the signalman, only to find the wires had been cut. The driver, Jack Mills, was then forced to move the train down the track. The carriage containing the money bags was then uncoupled from the others and driven a further half mile to a spot called Bridego Bridge where the gang's Land Rovers and an army truck were waiting to ferry the haul from the scene. The gang then unloaded the money sacks into the vehicles on the road below the bridge. Jack Mills the driver of the train was coshed over the head with an iron bar, though it was never proved who carried out the attack, he was left traumatised for the rest of his life. The gang holed up at Leatherslade Farm, near Oakley, Buckinghamshire. Acting on an anonymous tip-off police raided the farm five day's later only to find the robbers had fled. Thirteen of the gang members, including Ronnie Biggs, were eventually caught. They were tried and sentenced on16th April 1964. Train driver Jack Mills died from Leukemia in 1964.

Who Am I? - Saturday's Answer

Did you get the answer to Saturdays 'Who Am I'? By examining the ten clues given you should have come up with the following answer:

Answer............Katie Price (Jordan)

Well done to those readers who got the right answer!

The Birds And The Bees-Oh! And The Animals Too

What have you got planned for Valentine's weekend? Nothing! Well how about this for an idea. For just $75 per person, including champagne and brunch, you can take a romantic three-hour long tour of a Philadelphia Zoo, called Lovin' On The Wild Side. You must be at least 21 years of age. If you haven't already guessed by now, the idea is to watch the animals, how can I put this, having intimate moments, shall we say. Of course, there is no guarantee of a performance, now where have I heard that before, but as the zoo's Laura Warner says "With a bit of luck guests might see an array of unusual overtures." "Tortoises" Warner explained, "like to nibble their toes to get to know each other." "Bats, since they sleep upside down, there are other things they do upside down" she added. How much more pornographic can this get? "The Giraffes like to rub each others neck" Phew! But the most unusual-and-brutal, mating rite, wait for it, may come in the spiders enclosure. After their intimate moment, the female often bites off the males, wait for it, head," she said. Well let's face it, I suppose it makes a change for the husband to have the headache!

Today's Smile


Funny Signs

At a music store in Nottingham, UK: Out to lunch. Bach at 12.30. Offenbach sooner.

In a dry cleaners shop in Portsmouth, UK: Drop your trousers here.

In a restaurant window Brixham, Devon, UK: Don't stand there and be hungry. Come inside and be fed up.

In a health food shop in Los Angeles, USA: Closed due to illness.

On a music teachers door in Halifax, Nova Scotia, USA: Out chopin, back in a min-u-et.

In a Laundromat, Portland, Oregon, USA: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

Brainteaser - Saturday's Answer

Yesterday the brainteaser asked you to name twelve businesses that are currently operating in the ITV soap Coronation Street. They are:

01 Newsagents
02 Butchers
03 Public House
04 Pizza Takeaway
05 Bookmakers
06 Cafe
07 Garage
08 Clothing Factory
09 Building Yard
10 Hairdressers
11 Mini-Market
12 Taxi Business

If you can think of any I have missed, e-mail me and let me know!